I love romance novels, but I have read some doozies. Even worse, some of the covers… wretched. If you read romance I’m sure you have seen them yourself.
I have gathered up some bad romance covers, with the titles reworked to give you all a good laugh. Enjoy! 😀
A Wee Bit Lower, Lassy
“He couldn’t keep on a shirt, she couldn’t keep off her knees.”
Bahahahahaaa! Oh the romance!
Holy smokes, look at his face. Can you say GROUCH?! And the “heroine” looks like she has had her backbone removed. If this novel was the last one on the planet, I still wouldn’t pick it up.
Lord Of The Hissy Fit
I’d be a little testy too if I was standing without legs… Seriously, where are his legs?!
“A ‘Roo In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush.”
Ok, this one literally made me LOL! Seriously, what is up with the frolicking voyeur kangaroos in the background?
Under The Houseboat Fire
Why is she wearing a gown underwater? The smoke from the houseboat must have made her deliriously romantic…
What Are You Laughing At, Bitch?
“He Was Clueless… and she knew it.”
I’m guessing she is laughing at this ridiculous book cover.
Do you judge a book by it’s cover? Would you pick up the above books to read? Let me know in the comment section below!